You were beaten by a woman. Who wears a flower in her hair. Suck it, bro. #power nerdyninjanicole:
Even though she grew up playing football, shooting hoops and running races against all the boys in her neighborhood, U.S. 800-meter champion Alysia Montano never wanted to be thought of as one of them.
As a result, she started wearing a flower behind her right ear to remind the boys they were getting beat by a girl.
“The flower to me means strength with femininity. I think that a lot of people say things like you run like a girl. That doesn’t mean you have to run soft or you have to run dainty. It means that you’re strong.”
Is it bad that I can relate?
Calm down, bro. I know baby ducks are cute, but… teenytigress:
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Feel less guilty of that bowl of ice cream after seeing this.
Weird friends are the best. If it wasn’t for them, I’d be sitting in a corner eating my hair.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch. #IronMan
A baby sloth. A CUTE baby sloth. :D